#ThingsBlackParentsSay DIDNT *spank* I *spank* TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* CLEAN *spank* UP *spank* MOVE YA HAND , MOVE YA HAND !

How many retweets can this brave little girl get?! http://t.co/ipWrNrjg

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#Oomf said "What if you get to Heaven and Jesus be like, 'Naw bruh... remember you kept scrolling?' lmfao

OMG WIZ KHALIFA CUT HIS HAIR FOR AMBER ROSE!!!!!! http://t.co/cIajgeMB

When Twitter randomly favorites tweets for you that you haven't even seen before <<

I'm not mean. I'm sarcastic. Learn the difference.

LMFAO, IM #DEAD http://t.co/IIE3RqLw

Find the Gay Dude 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 유 Cant do it can you? It's because they're humans too....

Not knowing what to text back.. but not wanting the conversation to end.

I swear, as soon as your EX sees you smiling, being happy with someone new... that's when they want you back.

Bitch please, your vagina is used more than Google -_-

I do this ALL the time. Lol, #RT if you do too. http://t.co/YMLKA3Ld

Twitter & Facebook needs a "Stop Lying" button .. #RT

I want a tall ass guy. I want to stand on my tippy toes just to kiss him, and I want him to bend his neck just to kiss me. ♥

Your EX wanting to be friends after a break up, is like kidnappers wanting to "keep in touch" after releasing you!

Your ex < Me > Your next

RT if you like one of your followers >

"DAMN, they fine.." *clicks avi to view upclose* "DAMN, I lied"

Y.O.L.O. is not an excuse to be a H.O.E.