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I'm 20 points away from a free footlong at Subway. If any of you ladies are interested in a free fancy dinner soon.
Ran out of Pepsi Max. Drinking vodka on the rocks. Headed out fishing. I'm that guy now.
I always wanted a yellow shirt with a banana on it that read: "I'm bananas about bananas."
I always fast-forward through Pippin singing for Denethor. Cause it's awkward.
Anyone else doing laundry and eating a can of expired organic pears tonight?
Bar 2 is closed for the night. Gonna start double fisting here.
Long story short, when the dust settled and the wake of the rejection subsided, my brother grabs my shoulder in the elevator. "Sucks bro."
I also have sensitive feelers. #Feelings
My Pre-Summer Mixx is underway. So expect something in your mail soon.
Back in high school pottery class, I used to try and bait my gangster friend Steve to reenact the Ghost scene with me.
It's not on Netflix. Oh well, happy Easter anyway.
I tried to send a picture of ants to twitpic, but it didn't work. So if I randomly tweet a picture of ants, that's what happened.
Got loaded last night and booked a room at Treasure Island in Vegas. Definitely need to cancel that cause I hate Vegas.
Planning a picnic and kite-flying adventure. There will also be frolicking.
I'm officially anti-dubstep.
Went to Applebee's just now. I mean, I microwaved some baby carrots and broccoli in my apartment.