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People on Facebook that don't have a profile picture: GET UR SHIT TOGETHER
IF UR HAIR IS DYED BLUE I AUTOMATICALLY WANT TO GET TO KNOW U BETTER
If my Facebook history is being tracked, I'm f*cked.
Hell will consist of reading other people's retweeted compliments for eternity
"I've actually been following you for months, but this is a lot easier." -Things to say on a first date
I feel so popular. BOTH of my cats initiated contact with me today.