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Lurrrvvee. Love. Love. "Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet." -Bob Dylan
I have a Beyoner.
"Is Rachel Lee Cook still alive? Who's Jason Aldean? Good, have her introduce him." -People's Choice Awards
I have the flu and my cat won't come near me so I'm probably near death.
Kudos Pitbull, you rhymed Kodak with Kodak. I can do that, do that.
I imagine warm chai tastes like unicorn pee. Somebody hold me.
On a scale from one to Alicia Keys, how bored is everyone right now?
If I ever pin a photo of a lettuce wrap I want you to know things aren't going OK for me
I fit in a sample size dress so now I think I have a weird disease and I'm buying myself a gas station donut
Guns don't kill people, vans merging onto the highway at 5mph kill people.
Dating someone has turned me into a matchmaking sensation and it's annoying as hell for everyone but me.
Sometimes, to piss anyone off over thirty I sigh and say, "ugh, I'm getting so old" when a body part hurts (I'm 24)