Netflix is winning April Fool's:  http://i.imgur.com/4ixIiAy.jpg   http://i.imgur.com/cR2yQ1i.jpg?1   http://i.imgur.com/d4LEzJT.jpg?1   http://i.imgur.com/BVscWQx.jpg 

Somehow not The Onion: Bush’s FEMA Director During Katrina Criticizes Obama For Responding To Sandy Too Quickly  http://thkpr.gs/SsjJpv 

Confession: it's pretty funny to skim the barely-literate astonishment of those upset by the trending of "God is not Great".

Idea I like: charge men 28% more for conferences. When dudes complain, point out that their salary is probably that much more.

Happy Git Migration Day Eve, everybody! #drupal

It takes four minutes to disassemble and then reassemble a Jeep http://bit.ly/fDIvbP

I didn't know enough about the @nra to dislike them as much as others…until I visited their Flash-based website.

Monsters.

Can everyone stop linking to the 50-gallon barrel of lube? My Amazon recommendations are weird enough as it is.

Eating pizza in a hotel bed without pants on, because I wanna be like @kylekinane when I grow up.

@tristan Correction: A/B testing is like throwing two kinds of shit at the wall to see which sticks better.

Just saw a women in a shirt that just said YES HOMO. She wins.

Ya know, it's been a rough week already, but I'm pretty happy about things. Another great weekend is nearly upon us.

Iraq War cost us $2.2 trillion. Good thing our schools are in such great shape, so our kids know where Iraq is and how many 0's on trillion.

strpos(): haystack, then needle

in_array(): needle, then haystack

Go home, PHP, you're drunk.

@tenderlove s/RAILS/PROGRAMMING/

I can never remember, what's the opposite of de facto? DiGiorno?

Never mind, that joke doesn't deliver.

Allowing homosexual couples to wed similar to people marrying dogs, but eight cells is a person. Got it.

Fuck everything. MT @behets: When raped women choose not to abort, 31 states can allow their rapist visitation rights. http://t.co/83wmwiXz

If you need sexy ladies to attract any attention to what you're doing, then what you're doing probably isn't very good.

Listen, teenagers: I am not the Brock from the Black Veil Brides. Do I look like an emo asshat to you? Stop @-ing me and bother @brock42.