mmm yeah girl take off those pants
yeah girl take off those other pants
just keep removing pants damn girl why do you have so many pants on

RT if butts

#LessDramaticBeatlesSongs hi jude

*Pulls up to drive thru* Hey ya could I get a mambo number five? *cranks volume knob* ~A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE A LITTLE BIT OF JES

.@joebiden do u still have time 2 play the new halo w me this weekend or are you gonna be busy

So then after I wrote the best tweet ever and everybody stopped bullying me, my parents got back together and my dead dog came back

playing rap music aloud on your phone in public is definitely one of the more creative ways to tell ppl that your parents are also cousins

dude this trivia game sucks, every card just says "I'll be the one asking the questions around here, kid"

wanna go back to my place? I got spy kids 1, 2 and 3 on DVD or we can play the spy kids video game or you can go home and ill watch spy kids

RT if youre stoked for the next Beatles album! Can't believe I just found these guys they're so cool

So tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I can't eat any of those appetizers do you have hummus

pretty sweet how all you need is love

and oxygen and food and water and shelter and a social hierarchy and a system of government and

I have been doing this for weeks pic.twitter.com/Rktlf4Su

This is like the 9th time this week I've forgotten that dunkaroos exist

But when will Umentioned Mac and Veronica Fedorovich fight to see who the true McMaster Internet celebrity is?

Harry P at 45, stuck in muggle world, keeps trying to flush himself down the toilet at uncle Vernons funeral. Dudley takes a video 4 YouTube

spoiled kids trying to call out other spoiled kids. WEALTH IS NOT EVENLY DISTRIBUTED GET USED TO IT THIS IS CAPITALISM SORRY

yo Harry did u just use wingardium leviosa to lift up hermione's skirt that's bad-ass dude, 69 points for gryffindor

Why are interesting people always complicated and full of emotions and shit

I'm interesting and all I'm full of is pop tarts

I am a firm advocate of humor in the bedroom because isn't any smiling good smiling? Plus sex is hilarious so why take it seriously