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mmm yeah girl take off those pants
yeah girl take off those other pants
just keep removing pants damn girl why do you have so many pants on
RT if butts
#LessDramaticBeatlesSongs hi jude
*Pulls up to drive thru* Hey ya could I get a mambo number five? *cranks volume knob* ~A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE A LITTLE BIT OF JES
So then after I wrote the best tweet ever and everybody stopped bullying me, my parents got back together and my dead dog came back
playing rap music aloud on your phone in public is definitely one of the more creative ways to tell ppl that your parents are also cousins
dude this trivia game sucks, every card just says "I'll be the one asking the questions around here, kid"
wanna go back to my place? I got spy kids 1, 2 and 3 on DVD or we can play the spy kids video game or you can go home and ill watch spy kids
RT if youre stoked for the next Beatles album! Can't believe I just found these guys they're so cool
So tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I can't eat any of those appetizers do you have hummus
pretty sweet how all you need is love
and oxygen and food and water and shelter and a social hierarchy and a system of government and
This is like the 9th time this week I've forgotten that dunkaroos exist
But when will Umentioned Mac and Veronica Fedorovich fight to see who the true McMaster Internet celebrity is?
Harry P at 45, stuck in muggle world, keeps trying to flush himself down the toilet at uncle Vernons funeral. Dudley takes a video 4 YouTube
spoiled kids trying to call out other spoiled kids. WEALTH IS NOT EVENLY DISTRIBUTED GET USED TO IT THIS IS CAPITALISM SORRY
yo Harry did u just use wingardium leviosa to lift up hermione's skirt that's bad-ass dude, 69 points for gryffindor
Why are interesting people always complicated and full of emotions and shit
I'm interesting and all I'm full of is pop tarts
I am a firm advocate of humor in the bedroom because isn't any smiling good smiling? Plus sex is hilarious so why take it seriously
MCMASTER U STUDENT | PRODUCER | MUSICIAN | WRITER | FUNNY GUY (CITATION NEEDED)