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Yes, I still read books.
Whoa. A hangover? This is new.
On your birthday, laws don't exist right?
Time to take this buttflap for a spin... That's a weird sentence.
I apparently like "Asians" on Facebook.
Someone just said "Just for your FYI". I'm gonna throw up.
I just wanna play Mario Kart.
December is like the Friday of months. Yay December.
I didn't even celebrate my 2000th Tweet. You suck, Brody. Get a life.