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It's official. One of my in-laws has removed me from their mailing list. #ChampagneAnyone
Kids at bus stop wearing super-skinny pants. Must be freezing! Little Junior-Hipster Popsicles. #WearAHatEmoKid
Is it me, or is Prince Harry just a putz?
Groceries: $202. Filling up the gas tank $53. Twitter: Still Free w/no charge for Extra Crazy Style
#failedCoverLetters Since then I have had my name legally changed, so you won't find anything in a background search on me. #TRUEstory
Let's be careful with the #SOTU drinking games. These bastards are trying to repeal #HCR and sure as hell won't give us new Kidneys!
Hey Y'all ! Don't forget today's the FIRST DAY of #MidWeekPeek Just post a photo of something you're interested in and TAG it. C'mon !
#WhateverHappenedTo That "Joe The Plumber" guy who really wasn't named Joe, and really wasn't a plumber? #p2
Line to bitchslap the groundhog? Starts right behind me, y'all...
#SixWordNovels Sex,Drugs, Rock and Roll, Funeral.
Also today: 2 cars in a wreck at the Post Office. When the cops show up, they realize 1 of the drivers is deaf, and the cops can't sign.
How soon until someone dubs that Hitler video w/ #Palin 's #BloodLibel speech? #p2