Oregon is #14 on @smartmoney's list of Top Payback Undergraduate Schools #GoDucks @uoalumni @unversity_of_oregon http://t.co/cq4hR5t1

"we are brothers. connected not by blood, but alcohol and awesomeness" - @shitmypants

What does that say about your 38k followers? RT @shitmypants If a chick has more than 1000 Facebook friends, she's fucked a lot of dudes.

Tip: never go to the spa if @shitmypants has his phone.

LMJ ran for 1731 yds in 2010 while missing 1 game. With 54 yds Saturday, he is now on pace for 1785. #Believer #GoDucks #LaHeisman

HEY EVERYONE @clubdoty LIVED UP TO THE HYPE IN HIS NEW MIX  http://www.mixify.com/sneezy/mix/sneezys-bbc-essentital-mix …

When is @trollwagoner making a comeback?

If @shitmypants lived down here, 1 thing is for sure: Friday night = rage; Saturday = Beach day; Sunday = Fifa touney's and recovery.

Transforming @shitmypants into a fan of progressive house... 1 song at a time. 4 hr playlist making it happen --> http://t.co/s30eMT7c

We have our 2012 #Tweisman front-runner RT @michaelbish @colewagoner I can't wait until you have to change your last name

It's hilarious how fake and how much of a joke all females are in San Diego. I almost feel sorry....

Holy Stiff-arm Batman! Don't mess with @jonathanstewar1 #Goducks http://t.co/Hy79Xcd1

@pink_funk @revtharpton @colewagoner @mikellyoung Kirkland vodka is grey goose rebranded under costcos label. #funfactoftheday

Oregon has 48 scoring drives of less than two minutes, 25 of less than a minute, seven of those are 10 seconds or less. #Explosive #GoDucks

Ball heading towards bunker. Hit rake instead and almost on green. #Blessed

It's not Taco Tuesday without Nsync blasting before you leave

In 5 days... I will officially be an Oregonian again.

Germany > Spain

Pretty sure... No I know I witnessed @clubdoty motorboat @andrea1204... I guess that happens when you win $1,200 on kitties

Yep. @clubdoty just won $1,200 on kitties.