This day needs less bitching and more moaning. #justsaying

Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

It's almost 4 years since I made the choice to become healthy, and I've never been happier. #Fitness #F3…  http://instagr.am/p/WpzEKCnrR4/ 

Morning is like a teenage boy....it comes too fast.

This is what elf on the shelf is doing when you're not watching!  http://instagr.am/p/S8GmhxHreG/ 

There's a new way to lose weight. It's called the "I can't afford to buy groceries and feed myself because I just filled my gas tank" diet.

Want to know what happened at @fitnessmagazine's #FitBlogNYC, Meet & Tweet? Find out here!  http://wp.me/pSfnQ-Pr 

Also, I'd like to thank @verizonwireless for emailing a bill reminder, despite my not having cell service due to the storm.

@ohpippa The vision of you sweaty and muddy just made my day. #twittercrush @crossfade2004

Finally arrived at the #BklynBabyExpo

JOIN the #bklynbabyexpo TWITTER party May 31st 8pm! We'll dish on baby gear & there'll be SWAG! Follow hosts @achildgrows @melissaschapman

So excited! Today will be spent organizing myself & the family for my absence. “@runcupcake: #FitBlogNYC IS TOMORROW!!!!!!!”

All week I fought to get the kid up for school. Saturday comes, we can sleep in, he's up at 7:30. I call bullshit!

I'm back! Limited design stock right now, but adding more daily!…  http://instagram.com/p/Y3yLXHnrRO/ 

The weather outside sucks, but I'm in a fluffy bed and there is a tropical indoor pool here. #iWin #Vacation

Coffee is not a beverage... It's a moment of pleasure.

Truth!  http://instagr.am/p/VUP1qlHrVs/ 

Budweiser can make all the "cool" commercials and new names they want for their beer. When all is said & done, it's still Budweiser. #Crap

About to watch my puppy on the #PuppyBowl! Make sure you tune in to @animalplanet to check him out!

If you watch the #PuppyBowl today, don't forget to look for my puppy (his lame pre adoption name is Fitz)…  http://instagr.am/p/VRZxw4nrYW/