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I don't understand girls who get dolled up for men. I get dolled up to make all the other girls there feel inferior. #cockybitchprobs
Call me princess #soIknowitsreal
Hey I just woke up, and this is crazy, but it's 5 o'clock somewhere, so let's drink, baby.
#DearEx Hope she was worth it.
I wish I could RT myself sometimes. I'm fucking hilarious.
#15ThingsGirlsHate when boys say "calm down" or "relax" 😡
I don't understand why Laguna Beach isn't on anymore.
Having a tan is always in. Duh.
Dear Men, stop bitching about being "friend zoned". Us girls get "fuck zoned" which hurts just as bad, if not worse. It's a two way street.
I am too obsessed with Lauren Conrad.
Dear Men, fuck you. Sincerely, women.
I'd rather have a country man who get his hands dirty and works hard then an elitist brat who has never heard the word no.
Sick of being taken for granted.
I like my drinks strong and my men stronger.
10 times out of 10 when I type "so", I want to say "so". I cannot remember ever getting mad about autocorrect not changing it to "do".
Because if I didn't tan I'd look like you...only with a better face and a better body.