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Wanna really creep yourself out? Lie in bed, stare up at the ceiling, and in total darkness, softly sing "Happy Birthday" to yourself.
Walking by all the Echo Park spots where cute dates are happening. So tempted to sit down in the middle of one and ask "if I can audit it."
So Madonna's too old to sing, dance, and kiss young dudes. But Arnold looking like dusty beef jerky in the new Terminator trailer is fine?
15 minutes into playing the Tron: Legacy soundtrack, my 74 year old Aunt exclaimed: (in spanish) Thanks be to God for this wonderful music!
I give the best shrugs.
I'm so cool, my dick texts girls pictures of me.
"Shup." --Sean Connery, creepin' on ya, via text.
"Compose" a tweet. Ha. Yeah. Like this is all some beautiful music and not just a cacophony of cries for help.
TV comedy writer/producer since 2000. Credits include Comedy Central, MTV, MTV2, MTV Tr3s, VH1, E!, Spike, BET, FX, and HBO. Director of @midnightshowLA.
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