I CANNOT!! *Tears* @mrtanpanda: #TMZReports that suspects have been brought to the yard by milkshakes. Story still developing."

"Only New Orleans is real, the rest is done with mirrors" - @defendnola

Why yall lyin??? "@tmz: We're told Lil Wayne is being given his last rites ... with his family to say their goodbyes  http://tmz.me/ZGtdwx "

I. can't. breathe. "@firedbigbird: Look what Mitt Romney has done to me... http://t.co/hkzKRMDF"

The crowd just needs to start chanting #DOYOURJOB #DOYOURJOB #DOYOURJOB #DOYOURJOB #DOYOURJOB #DOYOURJOB

Wale & Miguel aint never gettin back together "@illmatic_kid: I really need Floetry to get back together"

#SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees #SignBrees!!!!!!!!

Lmfaoooo Rihanna was in the audience like Bloop bloop bloop bloop Booyaca Booyaca Booyaca!

Hahahahah "@504dubb: #MantiTeoPlaylist : The Chi-Lites - Have You Seen Her"

They haven't come up with a RING either "@byekandace: Katrina was 7 YRS AGO. y'all haven't come up with any new New Orleans joke material??"

*puts in order* #FreeSeanPayton http://t.co/vmVDq0e7

Stop. Drop. Shut'em down open up shop.

The fact that ppl Don't/Didn't know Louisiana always votes Red & other states, is Quite telling of social/political engagement ,yall Sleep?

Number to get ppl who are stuck in homes in LaPlace 985-359-8647

Stunningggg @ellevarner @jordinsparks @goapele http://t.co/R9GKBP6x

(( U aint really really doin it--i mean honestly Pursuin' it ))

I gotta go bruh... Smh "@tinykreole: Bruh!!!!!!! “@browness: X___X "@jaymoola: FREE WIFI...LOL pic.twitter.com/dj6fxaSdIy"”"

I tweet for the people who are weary of hearing "Why are you single?" ..."No babies yet?" Gosh... -_-

Rt "@ The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, & the present worse than it is."

Lmaoo "@carlynsandiego: So Chase Bank got hacked? Again I ask, who are these folks and why haven't they hit Sallie Mae?! "