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Warning: Fingerguns cannot get you out of a situation with a real gun. In fact I think I've made things worse.
this son of a fish
Why the heck do we have a starting safety from Saginaw Valley State?
This Monday morning is brought to you by poor life decisions and debt.
you know those butterflies you feel in your stomach when you're "in love." they're actually really disgusting worms. kill them with bleach
*smokes pipe and adjusts monocle* hm yes yes this site definitely needs more will ferrell parody accounts
ya well im like megaman except my arm cannon is in my ass and it shoots out turds. you can say im *puts on shades* the shit
The day I reach 20K tweets is the day I'll slit my wrists...and then tweet about it
put a fedora on a snowman and it won't stop asking me where the nearest whole foods is. this is garbage
Ain't nobody care about your grandmas Christmas cookie recipe bitch
Lol so much for going wild this weekend, nothing but netflix and cuddle time with my kitties 😛
My body hurts from busting ass on the ice and my head hurts from the alcohol...go away ice you are slowly killing me
The moral protocol of dealing with a manual RT is starring and manual retweeting it again, right?
This orange juice tastes funny.
*adds 3 shots of tequila
It's only six, nbd
nothing but drunken ramblings and funny tweets here...well theyre funny to me