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i would fall for mr. big too
this whole not having a job thing just means i spend a lot of time eating in bed
I don't tell people I'm single because all you creeps are annoying af
Damn it has been awhile since i've downloaded music... aaah feels so good to be updated.
So my 'piñata for adults' filled with glass bottles of beer turned out to be a terrible idea.
Showing violet dissected cat videos telling her that's where she'll end up if she's not nice to me
Didn't realize how old I've gotten until a 19 year old hit on me 😒
I lost my virginity to my 7th grade gym shorts.
If someone asked "when's the last time you had sex" and you have to think about it. It's been too Fucking long. Get yourself laid
20 dollars on pump 2? Yo mama on pump 2 lol *high fives everyone forever*
found a mysterious pack of camel crushes in my car and now i feel like i'm in a lizard lounge c. 2009 time warp
Mustard is my favorite Tard.
There's a whole mess of bitch made shit poppin off on here today, I remember when I respected some of you, I'm retarded.
Dicks are just in it for the sex.
nothing but drunken ramblings and funny tweets here...well theyre funny to me