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I can talk for days bro, so if you want in on this convo your going to have to say something to remind all these girls your still here
What ive learned from having nothing but girlfriends this last year is lingerers get laid eventually
Just crop dusted an entire restaurant, the anguish on everybodies face right now pleases me.
This girl that I work with now, who I havent seen in years is treating me like a crazed stalker, your a 7, I think I can control myself.
So people can see when I read their messages? Good job making me look like an asshole FB.
Sometimes I wish I was capable of getting so excited that I screamed. Consider yourself lucky ladies.
Nothing like an 11 hour shift in the sun to elevate your level of funk to heights previously unknown.
Both my jobs involve me seeing chicks in bikinis all day....Oh summer how Ive missed thee
How did I lose so many followers? Al qaida must be behind this attack!
If our relationship has dwindled down to me grunting at you everytime you ask something, then take the hint and stop talking to me
Just woke up to a phone call saying Im hired at Bikinis. If you dont know what that is its a bunch of chicks in bikinis and me...=D
The amount of PI's compared to possession charges should show which cause more danger to the general public.....5:0 btw
Ill never understand why alcohol is freely available but ill get billy clubbed over the head for smoking a joint.
Could have joined in a gangbang tonight but really wasnt interested in seeing a dick other than my own tonight
nothing but drunken ramblings and funny tweets here...well theyre funny to me
