Really excited to meet Sarah Palin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuZe6H-Zc24 @shawnelliott

Fox News meta-trolls the Internet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJqeAhjsjAw @shawnelliott

Oh hey, Girl Talk's new album is out. And it's free. (thanks @seanfp!) http://www.illegal-art.net/allday/

The fabric of our lives (NSFW audio): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90XLNQXN_74 @shawnelliott

@shawnelliott http://t.co/nwGD4ksc

.@shawnelliott We're done here.  http://i.imgur.com/ZdP79.gif 

Too bad that awkward interactions aren't remedied by stealth game mechanics. Say something awkward? Drop a smoke bomb and hide in a locker.

Hot Pockets are the culinary equivalent of limp-wristed, unenthusiastic handjobs.

@shawnelliott Full of the holy spirit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8luJfontVWc

while (frustration) {
headDesk();
brainDamage++;
return confusion;
}

A visual breakdown of the samples in Girl Talk's latest album: http://mashupbreakdown.com/

Not even a week into marriage, and @amykins13 and I are already fighting.  http://twitpic.com/cm3dc9 

Be excellent to each other. pic.twitter.com/AYQRrmI8Yc

Rock Band, more than many action or first person games (save the Bioshocks or Portal), defined this generation of games for me.

Disregard Twitter, acquire Bioshock time.

Related, and more pro-active: "Don't half-ass two things; whole-ass one thing."

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@amentalfracture What the fuck man? My cover's blown now!!!!

At this point, I'm certain that Apple never wants you to sync your iStuff ever, if possible.

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