#ff @beccapgh07 @james_round @samsule @darcyboots @beautblues @chrispy_kreme @bethgausden @dogdayzz @magentaskye_

@gausdy I met a man who called me BAZZA, and said he was going to rape me. Eastbourne is a wonderful place.

Feeling generous #ff @ceriallan @samsule @s_thomo92 @james_round @beccadphillips @darren_hasson @getfuckedsam @bethgausden @chrispy_kreme

#ff @beccapgh07 @samsule @james_round @beautblues @bethgausden @chrispy_kreme @ceriallan @getfuckedsam @dogdayzz @daisyr

You know how immature you are when after a 3 hour exam you can't help but laugh when the examiner says " don't forget to lick your flaps"

Good couple of hours playing pool with @getfuckedsam @r_whitz quality wasn't great but the commitment was there.

Good day ahead #unilife pic.twitter.com/hK7UsrcO

Just found a wildlife documentary with Samuel L Jackson as narrator. #Epic

@harriunderwood don't forget the horribly low wages!

@uberfacts: There's a marijuana vending machine named Autospense. You and Charles need to find this @ceriallan

Might attempt the toast test soon, though it's a big step to take.

@bethgausden easy answer, BOTH.

There seems to be a phantom shitter in my flat that doesn't know how to flush.

#placesIveHadSex alone in my bedroom in darkness.

@bethgausden @getfuckedsam I'm not that technical, more of a butcher.

@getfuckedsam get*

CHEESE http://t.co/kHkvrWeC

The Mums getting out her fancy cutlery that we only see once a year.

Christmas eve kebab, sorted.

Feeling really hungry since I've been home, maybe it's because I know I don't have to pay for any of it.