Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Doing lines off my MacBook in the library. #sorrynotsorryy
I can't drink orange juice without vodka. #sorrynotsorryy.
this KIA commercial is EVERYTHINGGGG!
Give yourself permission to immediately walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it.
I see so many people going from "engaged" to "single" on Facebook. I'm just silently smirking and sipping my hot chocolate over here y'all.
40 minutes in I realize I'm doing Power Hour with a double shot glass. #sorrynotsorryy
I don't think I want to dip below 200lbs. Like, ever.
Olivia Pope made this all so very, very OK.
LACUNA COIL IS EVERYTHINGGGGG!
IT'S CINCO DE MAYO!!!! I woke up horny and thirsty. Definitely getting arrested today.
Magic Johnson has accomplished more with AIDS than I have with seasonal allergies.
Sorry for mistaking your fat for an Adele costume.
First #90sNick, and now #MTV30?! Can I legally marry my cable box yet? #iMustBeDeadBecauseThisIsHeaven #SummerOfNostalgia #Summer2011
i may talk shit on you, and i may fuck your boyfriend, but i'm good people.