Republican Party Platform
1.War on Science
2.War on Women
3.War on Minorities
4.War on Unions
5.War on Environment
6.War on Education

"FOX NEWS- Rich People Paying Rich People To Tell Middle Class People To Blame Poor People. "

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops: it's easier to get away with murder.- James Carville

Top 3 sellers at Walmart : Mystic Tan tanning spray , I'm With Stupid t-shirts ,and XXL Pajama Jeans

Overheard at Walmart " Do the Pajama Jeans come with sequins ?"

50 Shades Of Greed
#ConservativeBandNames

Susan Rice was a Harry S. Truman scholar,was Phi Beta Kappa and earned a Rhodes scholarship.
John McCain graduated 894 of 899 in class .

"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer ."

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Winston Churchill

He keeps his other 5 sister-wives well hidden
#SaySomethingNiceAboutRomney

Are "authorities" ever not " baffled?"

Walmart should have a leash law,especially during the holidays,when these hillbillies bring their feral children to run amok in the aisles.

America doesn't have a spending problem , America has a Republican problem . @senjohnmccain @chucktodd @tedcruz #TEAPARTY #GOPJackAss

Romney's Bus Ride is starting to mimic his Service during the Vietnam War , if there is trouble ahead he dodges it ?

Hey John Boehner , if you are still asking "Where Are The Jobs" look in the morning paper.Oh and check the Dow-Jones while you sobering up !

Ann and Mitt Romney consider the rest of America " The Help ."

My relationship status :
"I'm on Twitter."

John McCain is full of hate , but being from Arizona it is a dry hate .

"I am more concerned about Steve Stockman being here than Ted Nugent, ,,,Ted Nugent will leave. Steve Stockman will still be here."-N.Pelosi

Michelle Bachmann took a IQ test -the results were negative .