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Los Angeles: where rain is an excuse to cancel indoor plans
Fitness experts recommend interval training, so I've been doing 25 minutes of intense exercise followed by 8 days of rest
guys i'm only 9790 followers away from my first 10k, please rt
what's your favorite day-after-Christmas carol? mine's still "Brick"
shes just bein miley
A keychain is a great gift to say, "I don't really know what you like but I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it, either"
March the Fourth be with you!
hard to believe it's been almost ten years since Carrie Underwood carved her name into his leather seats, and our hearts
nothing like 15 hours of air travel to remind you that you hate everyone
here's a thought: maybe we stop reporting it as news when a waiter doesn't get a tip
this shutdown is ridiculous. I'm moving to-- shit, my passport is expired
I always tell my wife we're a team but we're like a Nascar team, which means I can still win
American Humorist, 1981--2014. Owner/Director of Education at M.i.'s Westside Comedy Theater (@westsidecomedy)