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Los Angeles: where rain is an excuse to cancel indoor plans
Fitness experts recommend interval training, so I've been doing 25 minutes of intense exercise followed by 8 days of rest
guys i'm only 9790 followers away from my first 10k, please rt
shes just bein miley
A keychain is a great gift to say, "I don't really know what you like but I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it, either"
here's a thought: maybe we stop reporting it as news when a waiter doesn't get a tip
this shutdown is ridiculous. I'm moving to-- shit, my passport is expired
I always tell my wife we're a team but we're like a Nascar team, which means I can still win
"people who shopped for The Washington Post on Amazon also looked at these items: typewriters, gas lanterns, whaling harpoons"
remember that time you accidentally gave a thumbs up to an a capella song-- pandora's never gonna let you forget that, huh
wasn't watching tv last night, did that guy fall? on the opening credits of mad men?
larry, im flattered you want me for your best man. but why not ask your brother harry? and why only five days notice?
American Humorist, 1981--2014. Owner/Director of Education at M.i.'s Westside Comedy Theater (@westsidecomedy)