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Los Angeles: where rain is an excuse to cancel indoor plans
Fitness experts recommend interval training, so I've been doing 25 minutes of intense exercise followed by 8 days of rest
guys i'm only 9790 followers away from my first 10k, please rt
Pat Sajak should ask for an I and a Q
my wife is out of town so I'll have to ask the guy from the liquor store if he knows how to make dinner
what's your favorite day-after-Christmas carol? mine's still "Brick"
Racism doesn't go away. It just develops super-strains because stupid people don't vaccinate their kids
Call me old-fashioned, but I still remember when Christmas was about getting Five Roast Beef Sandwiches at carol-worthy prices
this shutdown is ridiculous. I'm moving to-- shit, my passport is expired
shes just bein miley
American Humorist, 1981--2014. Owner/Director of Education at M.i.'s Westside Comedy Theater (@westsidecomedy) & Co-Creator of ThisIsMarkTwain (@MarkTwainAOL)