Just downloaded some @miguelunlimited
His lyrics are unreal #hilarious #andsexy #mmmmm

Dear followers, I've been hacked. Sorry for all the DMs telling you about weight loss. 😑

My favorite shows growing up were Family Matters, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and The Cosby Show. Yes, I thought I was black & middle class.

For every missing cat poster there is a women crying in a lonely apartment.

@rapparick IDK dude, mine has been doing so much more with its time lately. *That's just me and my vagina though**

It's fine, just fell to the ground in an intense embrace with @shackroyd in the middle of #davidson. #4amlibrarytweetsbitch

“@ebertchicago: "How I Sobered up and Converted to Atheism."  http://dld.bz/cmZqu ” beautifully insightful rad dude

@drewz5 lol way better ring to it! #gaynja #geyngga #Django

seen quite a few pretty girls with flannels and nose hoops, feeling pretty fucking basic.

When you realize that you've been interpreting an essay prompt incorrectly for the last week and everything suddenly becomes clear and easy.

“@uberfacts: 1 out of every 100 Germans is genetically immune to the HIV virus. http://t.co/CvbL1EzN” So they are superior then?

Consider the national conversation officially shifted—and Obama's campaign for 2012 officially begun. http://t.co/bXAIKVAl @motherjones #OWS

“@theebuddha: As the old proverb goes, when it rains it pours. And you ain't ballin' unless you "make it pour on dem hoes."” #datsright