Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
According to Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews should've taken a cab.
Andrew Kopitar gets the game-winning touchdown as the Sacramento Kings down the New Jersey Jerseys by a score of 102-88. #LAmedia
2003: "LOL, Mighty Ducks. What a crappy name and logo."
2013: "Mighty Ducks? WHAT AN AWESOME NAME AND LOGO!!!"
Ducks fans, making fun of the Kings' mascot Bailey is fine. But don't make fun of his name. Respect Ace Bailey's memory please.
Please note that due to the NHL playoffs, real life has been postponed until further notice. We apologize for the inconvenience.
The 2 best things about the NHL playoffs:
1. Seeing a deserving team lift the Cup.
2. Watching how angry the Canucks fans get.
If you say "Go Kings Go" in front of the mirror three times, a reflection of a dumb hockey fan appears in front of you.
"#DouchebagHockeyPlayers Lebron James," says the #TypicalKingsFans.
Myth: Canada is so safe that people don't lock their doors at night.
Fact: Igloos don't even have doors.
Congratulations to the LA Kings for becoming the 2nd best Stanley Cup Champions in California's history. :P
Pretend it's still
last night and
☆。 ★。 ☆ ★
Where are the streamers and confetti, LA Kings? WHERE ARE THEY?
Dustin Penner doesn't care about black puppets. #NHLducks