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According to Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews should've taken a cab.
Andrew Kopitar gets the game-winning touchdown as the Sacramento Kings down the New Jersey Jerseys by a score of 102-88. #LAmedia
Ducks fans, making fun of the Kings' mascot Bailey is fine. But don't make fun of his name. Respect Ace Bailey's memory please.
Please note that due to the NHL playoffs, real life has been postponed until further notice. We apologize for the inconvenience.
The 2 best things about the NHL playoffs:
1. Seeing a deserving team lift the Cup.
2. Watching how angry the Canucks fans get.
"#DouchebagHockeyPlayers Lebron James," says the #TypicalKingsFans.
Myth: Canada is so safe that people don't lock their doors at night.
Fact: Igloos don't even have doors.
Congratulations to the LA Kings for becoming the 2nd best Stanley Cup Champions in California's history. :P
AAAAAAAAAAAAND the LA Kings are still winless.
Ladies and gentlemen, your defending Stanley Cup Champions!!!
#moviesimprovedwithswearing Sound of Music: "I am sixteen, going on seventeen, almost legal to f..."
With all due respect...
...Fuck the LA Kings.
"Ya know who's lookin fine tonight?Daniel Sedin."
"Ok,you didn't just say that."
"Wut?He's a good kisser."
"He's ur brother.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
Your 2013 Pacific Division Champions...
Anaheim Ducks fan from Vancouver. I say weird things. I tweet Ducks history @ 7pm PT. I was once the world's youngest baby. I dislike John Cena. #heel