Fucking happy 75th birthday golden gate bridge

Is your bed made? Is your sweater on?

Im gonna start tweeting lyrics from songs that are out of place if you don't listen to the whole song. Hopefully I only lose a few followers

I used to want to be one of those funny people on twitter but now I've settled for annoying

It makes me sad that so many people are using this to push an agenda. People are dead. This isn't the time for politics.

@hearshearhere I had a dream where I told someone I went to a Modest Mouse concert and you appeared and talked about it. So that happened

@1indsay no I just tweeted about getting a puppy but I actually got an armadillo. sorry for the misunderstanding