Totally tweeting because @buddyacker told me to:) so this is me tweeting shit... Lalala... :)

Michael Douglas chokes up at CANDELABRA press conf. "Right after my cancer, this beautiful gift was handed to me. I'm eternally grateful."

Michael Douglas was playing drug czar in Soderbergh's TRAFFIC when the dir. asked: "Have you ever thought about Liberace"? 7 years later...

BEHIND THE CANDELABRA, Soderbergh's Liberace biopic w Michael Douglas & Matt Damon, well-received at #Cannes2013. Press conf. tweets tk.

My confidence in JJ Abrams' ability to reboot Star Wars is at an ALL TIME HIGH.

Wow Star Trek was a BLAST start to finish! Loved it!

2 year ago today my best friend the Macho Man Randy Savage die. If he saw the Miguel do hulk hogan leg drop he forever say fuck the Miguel

Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry.

@buddyacker think you will like this.. :-)  http://touch.latimes.com/#story/la-et-cm-bea-arthur-painting-20130515/ …

if anyone is interested in joining my cult I'll be performing baptisms in the mall fountain from 3 to 4 pm today. wear black

Should I cut myself before I take the bus to my babysitting job or should I wait until I'm with the kid

IT'S HERE! Air Force Gator 2: Scales of Justice, with @josecanseco's foreword, is now on sale!  http://amzn.com/0615808956  #airforcegator

if you tie 2 tampons together you can make raccoon nunchucks

I'm finally getting my shit together.  http://twitpic.com/crn84z 

Who wore it better: Missy Misdemeanor Elliott or a garbage can?

I really like the word twink

Doing dishes. Listening to Skrillex. Living the dream. #wubwubwashwashwubwubdrydry

There's some real fucking nerds at this sold out Star Trek: Into Darkness showing.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One to do it and five to tell her she's a horrible person for doing it ALL WRONG

Hey what was that dudes name that kept those kids locked in his basement???

Oh yeah Kate Gosling