"Bop it!" *bops* "Twist it! *twists* "Pull it!" *pulls* - If you don't know what that is, you're clearly not a 90s baby.

#ImSingleBecause unfortunately, our generation is full of liars & cheaters. -_-

Paranormal Activity 1-4..... all white people. Black people would've left soon as a fork fell.

Wiz got Amber prego, Tyga got Blac Chyna prego, Chad tatted Evelyn, Kanye loves Kim. Wtf happened to "We don't love these hoes" fellas?!

I text you first = I thought about you, embrace that shit.

Sex ain't better than love. Sex is better if it's with the one you love.

#What2ChainzWouldSay : Poke'mon... Pikachu! Phantom doors... peek-a-boo, shoe-game.... Liu Kain, my top gone- unthinkable! (Tru!)

Those conversations you skip sleep for >

Kissing a girl on the cheek is cute. Kissing a girl in the mouth is amazing. Kissing a girl in front of her ex, now you're just a BOSS!

Cuddling with the person you like/love >

No girl sucks DICK but somehow all niggas get HEAD. Niggas only fuck BAD bitches but all these UGLY girls are pregnant. SOMEBODY LYING!

That Kony shit died faster than Chris Brown in Stomp The Yard, lol.

My ex? That's you. Do I give a fuck? No boo. Do I love you? Use too. How I'm feeling? Fuck you.

Mitt Romney said "If you can't afford college, school isn't for you." Well, if you can't win an election, being president isn't for you!

When I date someone, I think long term. What's the point of dating someone if you only want them temporarily ?

1 retweet = 1 punch To the person who killed trayvon! 1 favorite = Justice for Trayvon! Kill 2 birds with one stone.

Chris Brown punching hoes. Ocho Cinco headbutting hoes. Bus Drivers uppercutting hoes. These hoes won't be acting up much longer..

No... fucking... way... O_O http://t.co/hsnIqwbT

#What2ChainzWouldSay Check my Twitter... New Tweet, KFC... 2 piece. Yo money bout, 14 Days- What ya call that? ... 2 weaaaak!

It's Twitter. You can never 'tweet' too much. This isn't Facebook.