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What the hell is wrong with walking your cat on leash? People take exception to the weirdest of things. Shut up, people, we don't care.
Walked past a tween saying "I don't know if it's straight or gay porn," and I'm having fun trying to imagine the context.
"We need to design a carpet with millions of tiny pockets so that all the dust and dirt and sick and spills can never be cleaned. Thoughts?"
Dear carpet industry: loop pile carpets? Are you kidding me? Stop that at once.
Ran out of kitchen roll. Cats seize the opportunity to throw up and poop on all the things.
Pope probably logged into a porn site with his Twitter account and is fleeing to the Bahamas before anyone realizes.
Making @OddworldInc games at @jawltd. Half of @VGToolbox. Owner of @OddworldLibrary and @OddBlog.