Epic weekend at Gemucon with @g1itcher @davechaos @figrollin @septimus216 @thedragonhat @wd5k @wysiehd @rikkuness @seraxia

MT @arcadia_eg0 "Thatcher Funeral" is my new favourite unit of measurement. "My haircut cost 0.8 μTF

@mattyraw2 @tedizrul1 @septimus216 I couldn't sit or swallow comfortably for days. 10/10 - would participate again in an instant.

I have no idea what has happened to my tweet feed, but it's all @cunthorse's fault.

What the hell is wrong with walking your cat on leash? People take exception to the weirdest of things. Shut up, people, we don't care.

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I'm building my own video service. onClickPlayBar()."play the"_damn(video) = from that point; #ProgrammingGod #BunceTube #BetterThanYouTube

Walked past a tween saying "I don't know if it's straight or gay porn," and I'm having fun trying to imagine the context.

@septimus216 @funcible @cranesong @g1itcher There should be an arms dealer version of me called Guncible. Or a baker called, oh no, wait...

"We need to design a carpet with millions of tiny pockets so that all the dust and dirt and sick and spills can never be cleaned. Thoughts?"

Dear carpet industry: loop pile carpets? Are you kidding me? Stop that at once.

Ran out of kitchen roll. Cats seize the opportunity to throw up and poop on all the things.

Pope probably logged into a porn site with his Twitter account and is fleeing to the Bahamas before anyone realizes.

.@royalmail asking if this item needs a signature or special handling. How the shit should I know, you're the fuckers holding it. Tell me!

@rikkuness Anything that normalizes and encourages more mainstream development on Linux is awesome in my view. Glad to be a small part.

OMG, watching TV while eating and drinking junk! An unprecedented experience!  http://www.dewanddoritos.com/ 

@wysiehd *unfollows back* :)

@gamechap Yes, yes the EDL are bad. This isn't a competition with only one winner. EDL commits disgusting acts of hatred and violence.

@septimus216 The Duchess of York was in a band?

@thedragonhat See you then! :D