Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I may have totaled my car today but Waka has a new mixtape dropping in an hour so that's basically a wash.
Twitter should ban all tweets regarding:
Pretty Little Liars
Real Housewives of Anywhere
Pictures at the gym
I still can't believe I popped my collar in high school.
I've met too many people who live their lives trying to make others think they're happy rather than actually being happy.
Don't care what happens the rest of the game, nothing will top the Marcus Hall double bird to the Michigan crowd.
Don't mix Jameson and Tinder.
I can detect slut with all 5 of my senses. You're not fooling me.
You don't know what fucked up people are really like if you haven't been to Columbiana County.
So you're telling me the whole world can't find a plane?
The "Similar to you" feature on Twitter is offensive. If I'm similar to some of those people, strike me dead where I stand.
Today is full of keg beer and friends...but not before we drink some beers playing 18 on the golf course. first.
Overly excited for Game of Thrones tonight.
Cleveland fans that root for the Pittsburgh Penguins are forever traitors in my mind.
Woke up covered in mud. No clue.
$34.68 at Taco Bell. That's good.
79 years ago today Prohibition was repealed. Drink beer.
It's Christmas morning for alcoholics.
People say the Browns are owned by a Steelers fan, need Pittsburgh's help to win...just remember where Chuck Noll and Bill Cowher came from.
Don't tell me I'm not loyal. I've been a Cleveland fan my whole life.