Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
CVS is ditching tobacco products. You know who else should? Everybody.
I may have totaled my car today but Waka has a new mixtape dropping in an hour so that's basically a wash.
Twitter should ban all tweets regarding:
Pretty Little Liars
Real Housewives of Anywhere
Pictures at the gym
I AM FREE.
I've met too many people who live their lives trying to make others think they're happy rather than actually being happy.
I can't wait until my Sundays consist of nothing but NFL football.
Spent my lunch convincing a guy that SuperNats in Salem is bigger than Mardi Gras.
People need to quit following trends and realize Shark Week is terrible.
I still can't believe I popped my collar in high school.
Don't care what happens the rest of the game, nothing will top the Marcus Hall double bird to the Michigan crowd.
I would bet a significant amount of money that some of the people who tweet about Shark Week have never even turned it on.
Working on a Saturday morning because buying things and having fun costs money.
Don't mix Jameson and Tinder.
I can detect slut with all 5 of my senses. You're not fooling me.
You don't know what fucked up people are really like if you haven't been to Columbiana County.
According to the NFL, it is more acceptable to beat your wife than it is to eat Adderall or smoke pot.
Witnessing a real life Tinder date.
So you're telling me the whole world can't find a plane?
I've made a lot of bad decisions, but I've never smoked a cigarette. Believeland.