Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
CVS is ditching tobacco products. You know who else should? Everybody.
I may have totaled my car today but Waka has a new mixtape dropping in an hour so that's basically a wash.
Twitter should ban all tweets regarding:
Pretty Little Liars
Real Housewives of Anywhere
Pictures at the gym
I AM FREE.
I've met too many people who live their lives trying to make others think they're happy rather than actually being happy.
Today at Circle K in Salem, Ohio: Tropicana orange juice 2 for $6 or 1 for $1.99
I can't wait until my Sundays consist of nothing but NFL football.
Spent my lunch convincing a guy that SuperNats in Salem is bigger than Mardi Gras.
FUCK PITTSBURGH. DRINK BEER. MUNI LOT. GO BROWNS.
People need to quit following trends and realize Shark Week is terrible.
I still can't believe I popped my collar in high school.
Don't care what happens the rest of the game, nothing will top the Marcus Hall double bird to the Michigan crowd.
I would bet a significant amount of money that some of the people who tweet about Shark Week have never even turned it on.
Working on a Saturday morning because buying things and having fun costs money.
Don't mix Jameson and Tinder.
I can detect slut with all 5 of my senses. You're not fooling me.
You don't know what fucked up people are really like if you haven't been to Columbiana County.
I've made a lot of bad decisions, but I've never smoked a cigarette. Believeland.