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Telling jokes in German on Twitter is tricky. German words are much longer, plus you need space for explaining what humor is.
I'm starting to suspect there's a huge correlation between pets' lovableness and their inability to speak.
Some day I'd like to open a rescue shelter for skinny girls who are always cold.
OK, U got me. Smtimes I abbreviate jst 2B annoying. So su me. Its not lik U payd $ 4 all 140 2b used, & 2 C hole wrds n sht.
You always hear older people say things like "50 years.. where did it all go?" Twitter's starting to look like a log of it.
Lawsuit?! I dont get the problem. Bin Laden was attacked by seals & died at sea. Happens all the time in the Marine environment.
I don't seem to have anything on my mind ... and I feel pretty happy about it.
My name is Bunny. Im a Twitterholic & StarJunkie. Ive DM'd strangers. I hit bottom last nite when I..woke up on..on..Facebook.
Do atheists see other atheists in their cereal?
In truth, I dont think there are many fucks on Twitter. Tweeting is cathartic; a vent for dealing with soulless fucks in life.
Clearing my emotional cache, for what it's worth.
Your stupidity is intriguing. Come closer.
Im redefining my own definition of success to mean: being a person who tells people that I like them while there's a chance.
No, it's not the stars or things like that. It's these beautiful personalities, thoughts and ideas, interacting, sharing time.
Fell into a nest of tech savvy people who are culturally unaware of Twitter. They speak, but all you hear is "Dueling Banjos".
“In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion.”
"If you had anything intelligent to say I'd smell it." ~Dogs
Theoretically, there are likely billions and billions of activities besides Twitter.
Shhh! Shhh. Not asking what they are.
Bought an exclusive French lipstick. It'll give me fuller, puffier lips, bcuz, well..not everyone can date Chris Brown.
I like that Twitter considers natural language passé. 'Bad Request' is better than too much 'Whoa thar pardner!' and 'Psyche!'
Love~Peace~Freedom~Fun ♕ In the depths of winter I learned there was in me an invincible summer ~ Camus