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Not much will break your heart as a doc more than seeing a parent grieve the loss of a child to a vaccine-preventable disease.
If the general public saw what a full code REALLY entails and not that romanticized shit in TV, there'd be a lot more DNRs on charts.
Homophobia isn't a fear. It just means you're an asshole.
A real friend encourages you to be unprofessional on Twitter.
Two psychiatrists pass each other in the hall. One says, "Hello." The other thinks to himself, "I wonder what he meant by that."
When a patient says "Obamacare" to me, that's usually my clue that they have no fucking idea how health care really works.
#totalbastardPCP Obesity doesn't run in your family. NOBODY runs in your family.
If you're against same sex marriage, then don't marry someone of the same sex and shut the fuck up already.
One in 8 women get breast cancer but 1 in 4 will experience domestic violence in their life. We got a bigger fire to piss on, folks.
Hospitals aren't for dying. That's what home is for. When I check the fuck out, I want my shit around me, not the hospital's equipment.
SO WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I MISSED, ASSHOLES?
Society needs to fucking stop viewing docs as who makes them healthy. You yourself makes yourself healthy, not some damn pill or asshat doc.
Remember to adjust your clocks forward tonight. Ladies, the #GOP wants you, however, to turn your vaginas back 40 years.
Someone asked me what contraceptive method my daughters would use. Barrier method. I AM THE BARRIER. Anyone crosses me I KILL THEM. :-D
If I buy pink toilet paper, am I shitting on breast cancer awareness or am I shitting for the cure? I'm fucking confused on this one.
So here's the moral of the story. The big score in medicine is not a cure, remission or a fix. The score is a CONNECTION. A CONVERSATION.
All you new residents, all you new medical students, all you newbies in practice. PEOPLE TELL YOU SHIT they won't even tell their spouses.
You cannot be a physician and be true to the principles of why we do this shit and think the margins of society don't matter. CAN NOT.
Medical advice? Seriously? Don't be a fucking asshat and complain about my tweets. Consider yourself warned. I am only served at 120% strength, IN YOUR FACE.