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Not much will break your heart as a doc more than seeing a parent grieve the loss of a child to a vaccine-preventable disease.
Homophobia isn't a fear. It just means you're an asshole.
A real friend encourages you to be unprofessional on Twitter.
Two psychiatrists pass each other in the hall. One says, "Hello." The other thinks to himself, "I wonder what he meant by that."
When a patient says "Obamacare" to me, that's usually my clue that they have no fucking idea how health care really works.
#totalbastardPCP Obesity doesn't run in your family. NOBODY runs in your family.
If you're against same sex marriage, then don't marry someone of the same sex and shut the fuck up already.
Society needs to fucking stop viewing docs as who makes them healthy. You yourself makes yourself healthy, not some damn pill or asshat doc.
Remember to adjust your clocks forward tonight. Ladies, the #GOP wants you, however, to turn your vaginas back 40 years.
Someone asked me what contraceptive method my daughters would use. Barrier method. I AM THE BARRIER. Anyone crosses me I KILL THEM. :-D
You cannot be a physician and be true to the principles of why we do this shit and think the margins of society don't matter. CAN NOT.
A-D-D my A-S-S, your kid is just B-A-D. Beat his ass, it will work better than Adderall. #totalbastardPCP
Why do they nail coffins shut? To keep the oncologists from administering one more round of chemo.
Three rules of good medicine: 1. Oxygen is good. 2. Blood goes round and round. 3. Gotta make pee.
Medical advice? Seriously? Don't be a fucking asshat and complain about my tweets. Consider yourself warned. I am only served at 120% strength, IN YOUR FACE.