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I hate humans. #nftc
@peachcoffin @billyjoel I always thought it was someone who writes fiction about houses they hope to sell.
@lostinthecube @cube_girl You had me at go-- uh, you had me at Ala....Eww. Just forget it.
@cubicletroll Now when people ask you questions, you can pause like you are going to answer, then just smile. #nftc
@willowbottom @thewho @neonne @bggrlpants He's got such a supple wrist!
@dispatcherdame Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there 🎤🎶
@dispatcherdame When you do get a break, go pee on his car.
It's kind of disturbing how many people don't know how to fold a piece of paper to fit in an envelope. #nftc
@cubicletroll Pee in them.
@journeyto30 TMI! We don't want to hear about your smokin' hot lattes!
@cubicletoast @journeyto30 All you *really* need are birth control & a credit card. And your glasses, if they are prescription. #traveltips
@srslyamusing :: happy dance :: @corkwithac
@flyoverjoel @ohnoshetwitnt @digiornopizza @tidycats I don't trust my cat with pizza -- she would eat it all.
@primawesome @niccagematch Feeble weakling! You must have your gravel crushed into dirt for you!? I bet you put *water* in your coffee.
@ohnoshetwitnt A can with marbles in it works, too. #nftc
@flyoverjoel But you need a big car if you're going to live in it...
@srslyamusing "Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this son of York;"
@peachcoffin It was a test. Like Job.
Why, yes, I *am* looking at you.
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