You look at me & stare at my scars. I look at you & wonder why you're trying so hard to hide yours.

There's something about a person who puts in their bio 'I am a cookie' tht drive me crazy. I must have u cookie person.

Reminder:don't look her in the eyes that's what fuels the fire.The flames of Hell are nothing compared to her.Run,don't stop,don't look back

I never said I was a good decision.

I hate when people have mouths & proceed to talk to me.

Yes, I have an opinion... Having an opinion makes me such a cunt. I know.

"your father & I are getting remarried this summer. We were going to have it at a church, but we remembered you're not allowed there."

"Yeah, yeah. Boobs, beer, hoodies, penis. I get it already." <- my sister after I tried explaining twitter to her. :( She's not following...

When someone pisses in your closet do you rub their nose in it while repeatedly saying "no"? Or do you just push them into it?

Sexual harassment.Is that where you yell explicit shit at someone while intimately touching yourself?No?well wtf am I thinking of? #gtharass

Sure fire way to see someone burst into tears. Let them know it's ok to be human.

I don't care what you say. Rum goes perfect with everything. Every. Fucking. Thing.

Hey heavy mouth breathers that like to stand behind me all the time, sorry, but you can't suck my soul out. I sold it already.

In an attempt to make myself "presentable" for work I used half a can of hairspray. I still look like shit but at least my hair is amazing.

If I'm not mistaken, you sir, ... Are a douche.

If you send me a pic saying how amazing your new heels are & it's only the shoes in the pic, I'll assume you don't know how to wear shoes.

My sister just said she's going to have 8 kids & her bf will work 4 jobs to support her. It's funny because he doesn't work. He's such a bum

It's so strange that a straight woman always goes for an asshole, while a straight man wants a female to go along with anal...

When your prescriptions say "dont mix with alcohol" it's just a recommendation, right?
Asking for a "friend"

Are you... Are you speaking Dutch to me?