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Have we tried Clap On?
Vacation was useless. No one cleaned the house while we were gone, and apparently, the bills still have to be paid.
Does anyone know where I submit the worlds worst nights sleep to Guinness?
I sure wish someone would come carry me upstairs. Or, at least toss me up there. #tired
Don't forget to change your clocks tonight or you'll be an hour and 15 minutes late to church.
I don't think I want to live in a world where people don't participate in the Phil Collins "In the Air" drumroll.
We play Elf on the Shelf year-round. Mostly with car keys and school forms, though.
Remember, Flogging Molly is a band, not an activity. Keep that straight tonight, kids.
Can't agree with kids. Household shutdown imminent.
Hey, Self? Remember that thing where last December you SWORE you were going to start Christmas shopping in September? It's September.
Kind of feeling an urge to smack the smugness out of a certain group of people. Or, go get some iced tea. We'll see what happens.
My photography app collection is much like my cookbook collection. I could *look* at them both all day.
We don't need an Elf on the Shelf. The Other Adult in the House moves stuff around all year long where no one can find it.
I dream of a day where everyone understands what "reply all" does.
Only .7 Kardashians until Christmas, are you ready?
Feelings taste a lot like Krispy Kreme.
Man, Monday Me is gonna be pissed at Saturday Me for not doing anything all day.
Why do people have to be told not to broadcast police whereabouts in something like this?
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad."