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“The tiger does not lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.”
"Good looks fade, but a bad personality is forever."
Gf: Want me to adjust scale in bathroom to tell u ur body fat?
Gf: U sure?
Me: No bcuz it’s gonna say,”Fatty get off of the scale”
Getting my knee iced right now and old lady in the waiting room is staring at me hard. Maybe she’s never seen a REAL lesbian before?
I appreciate everyone trying to help me find a skinny black tie!!! <3 <3
I kissed a man lol
It's weird when people talk loud in museums. Like hello, you're ruining my cultural experience.
Gf is making me listen to classic rock! Make her stop!! Make her stop! Starts to dry heave lol
In my internet search for all white party questions, I forgot about getting that skinny black tie that I had wanted.
A woman’s beautiful face attracts a flirter, a woman’s beautiful heart attracts a lover, a woman’s beautiful character attracts a woman.
@dcfemme I’ve seen them & been tempted but I can’t beat the case I have —> http://www.levenger.com/Bomber-Jacket-Freeleaf-iPad-Zip-Folio-12675.aspx …
Ok, I feel better to have gotten that off my chest :-)
Baking my way into your heart one cupcake at a time. Butch lesbian writer & photographer.