U can't find 2 humans on the planet that hate each other more than Anderson Silva and Chael Sonnen, and they fight tonight in a cage #UFC148

@electrolemon I want to break up with you as a person

@wrestlezonecom There hasn't been a single chant that doesn't relate to what we're seeing! #WorstRawEver

"IM GOIN WILD FOR THA NIGHT, AND IM VERY POLITE." *How my Christian upbringing lets me hear music #ILoveMusic

@wrestlezonecom Fandango is kicking off the final hour of Raw? That's gotta mean something right? #FandangoRevolution

@realcarlosferro :-/ if any emergence holes pop up I'm blaming you

Boy, the Coachel-*pause for 10 seconds*la stream is rea*pause for 5 seconds*lly not holdi*pause for 13 seconds*ng up to well #CoachellaLive

#Doritos #TacoBell #Food  https://vine.co/v/btXmXvLueT7 

Fast forward to 4 months from now where the core LucasArts team has resurfaced with a Kickstarter for a project they're "very excited about"

paying for sex is like paying for twitter followers, i guess what i'm getting at here is how do I pay for twitter followers

@electrolemon @trillbin @hell_homer I'm naming my 4th child Grocery Turtle. Thanks.

If you had the over/under at 45,000 for how many people would say "Would you kindly" to Ken Levine during his AMA today, well you nailed it.

Remember when people used to call the iPod Touch 'iTouch'? #darkdays

The President pardoned two turkeys today, Cobbler & Gobbler. He then looked over his shoulder at the other turkeys and mouthed: “Bloodbath”

I just got an email from Spotify telling me what new music is on their service this week. Pretty novel fucking idea isn't it, Netflix?

If you have a television and you're not watching FOX, you need to do so right now - amazing UFC fight heading into the 3rd round!!

@kristinereyna @electrolemon he was on Lost

Just putting it out there, Roll Through the Ages is really, really fun, cheap and you can get it on Amazon. #ButYouDOHaveToTakeMyWordForIt

I think it's safe to say that if there were an iOS/XBLA version of Candy Box...it would sell billions. Of lollipops.

@electrolemon how could youuuuuuuuuu *dodges traffic, cars screech, im in Japan somehow, it worked! our machine works!!*