Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Somebody in this bitch owes me a fucking slow clap... I'll wait.
I stalk because I care. Crazy has nothing to do with it.
I like to make up words Apple, please leave my shit alone.
So when I said hi that was totally code for I want you inside me.
The problem with social networks is people.
I wish I had a penis so that I could invite idiots to choke on it...
When I become Twitter famous I'm getting my asshole bleached.
You had me at: balls deep
One of the world's greatest mysteries; Rock smashes scissors but cowers in fear at being covered by paper.
I love a man with muscular thighs and a nice back. I often get the urge to hump them from behind but im told its frowned upon
Cat needs food. Unfortunately, getting him some would require putting on a bra. He could stand to lose a few...
Totally almost choked on my grape and died. My legacy: a tweet about giving head on Favstar
Emotionally unavailable men are for sissies. I prefer men that are physically disgusted by vagina. The bigger the challenge the better....
The 90's were by far one of the greatest musical decades for every genre
Jack Daniels: It's not chocolate, but it'll do.
The train smells like gerbil habitat
When the hell do you people sleep?
Shit now I have to make sure the back of my head is sexy too.
ITT Tech I'm gonna go ahead and say what everyone is thinking: stop using actual students and hire actors
I hardly recognise this place with no shit smell, let me get right on that! - my cat 2 seconds after I change his litter box :(
I'm here for the free tequila and the dick jokes.