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LOL ffs Tumblr - "Miguel tried to long jump 46 bitches in church shoes, this nigga think he blake griffin"
Flailing all your limbs about like a drug incuded prick is not doing the Harlem Shake. Allow it. PLEASE!?
Is it unprofessional intern behaviour to listen to Vybz Kartel on full vol in the corner mumbling things about cake soap?
Life is waiting for your Pretty Woman moment. When you get to triumphantly yell "Big mistake, BIG mistake!" to everyone that doubted you.
Man dropped Spice Girls into Niggas in Paris then Mutya into TNGHT... DONE! AND DONE.
Growing up is realising how guarded you have to be around people, so fucking depressing.
Blue Valentine is one of the most realistic representations of relationships i've ever watched.
"18 years, 18 years she got one of your kids gotchu for 18 years" - Kanye when he knew what was up.
All I want for Christmas is for Lindsay Lohan to reach Britney levels of recovery. <3 <3 <3
Empty vessels make the most noise.
Just saw the most perfectly dressed girl ever... I wanted to drag walk towards her and yell "honey you are EVE.RY.THING!"