We're looking for a freelance web developer to help with a couple of projects. Skills -PHP, MySQL, Jquery, CSS, HTML, Wordpress. Please RT.

I’ve never met a raindrop I didn’t like.

Twitter is where hopes come to die.

I may get murdered for this, but I thought I should tell you about this man I know. http://t.co/U0CUmbYY

I have a new ritual on Saturdays. I read @natashabadhwar with my first cup of coffee. Learn when to run & when to walk. http://t.co/JRJhs7Bx

‘I’m growing a tail just above my bum!’ - I Can’t Go To School Today! http://t.co/o2oDwNdG | A poem by @genesiaalves

This is by far the cutest thing I've seen all year! Teachers dancing behind students. http://t.co/vBiVEKXP via @unmarketing

Hey @twitter how bout a new tab called The Daily Outrage? You are welcome.

You get a week to be a victim. To moan, mope, whine. To rail against fate. To hate. After that, you choose to be a victim - it's all on you.

Brands through the eyes of a 5-year old. http://t.co/itWrwfQl Watch and learn.

And no @airtel_presence my problems have not been resolved. Deactivate your twitter ac, shut your CSD and sell your business to MTNL.

NRI peoples, what sort of Indian lifestyle products you would like readily available in your adopted country? (Please RT, yougaiz)

All ye good people of Twitter, my Thing is desperate for some fresh stories. Spread the word, please.  http://www.storiesforthing.com 

Give me another round of childbirth without drugs over a conversation with a call centre employee any day.

My Thing's first day at big girl school. Be brave, be amazing. http://t.co/S35G5Ye8 #SmallThing

I counted 15. And I'm laughing with tears in my eyes. Sexy Parenting - I Can't Believe I'm Doing This http://t.co/U399in7w via @eliesheva

If TOI had printed this coup thing on their front page everyone would have assumed it was a paid promo for a new Shahrukh Khan flick.

For them that love Bombay. In Marathi, full of beautiful pictures of a lost city. And @taklooman's Baba wrote it. http://t.co/Nv57qlM8

I got featured in the NY Times. Haaaawwwww! RT @nytindia: What You Thought re "Why I Left India (again)" http://t.co/D6PEcNqf by @heathat

You can be friends with someone and not know them at all, and be kindred spirits with someone you've never met. Go figure.