Great videos to start off this year. http://t.co/PCYhPKx8 @_robin_sharma

Petrol price rollback simplified: Call someone a "Bitch" and then roll back the "B".

Bwahaha "@ashumittal: Hahaha http://t.co/uxL1NcH1"

@torekong Haaaa Haaaa ~ "@india_review: They say dogs eventually start to look like their owners, Delhi police has started to look like UPA"

@torekong "@69fubar: Every second champu has an iphone 5. We're supposed to be a third world country damn it."

One thing is very clear, we have elected a bunch of dorks to run this nation. Be it India or Bharat.

@torekong ~ "@ammoloaded: Mr Mohan Bhagwat was born in Bharat and not in India, In India his parents would have used protection."

Haaa Haaa “@thetanmay: "You call it misfield, we call it a brand new flat in Islamabad" - Pakistani fielders”

Precisely! RT @thetanmay: C'mon. You gotto be stupid or blind to not see that Samsung copied Apple at every step.

Jimmy Connors once said, "There are clay court specialists, grass specialist, hard court specialists, and then there's...Roger Federer".

Hahahahahaha! RT @dhruvster: She: Football's only a game. Me: Diamond's only Carbon.

Parliament - the pillar of our democracy? “@cliffordsouza: Bitching about Facebook on Twitter. Where do we go to bitch about Twitter?”

Well, as he put it...don't drag him into politics. @coolfunnytshirt

He has got banned here too? :P RT @wickedjuliet: srk finally off the trendlist. phew!

1) There is something called present wife & future wife. 2) Blackberry & BBM Pins are still in vogue at #IPL parties. #WhatSidMallyaTaughtMe

My name is KHAN but I CAN'T enter wankhede. @coolfunnytshirt

Or he heard Wank head there! @coolfunnytshirt

Well said! RT @cliffordsouza: Its not a 45 minutes game guys. Chill the fuck out.

RT @wili_smith: No matter how "busy" a persons day might be. If they "really care", they'll always find time for you

Hahaha RT @cliffordsouza: Mallya should adopt Nehra. Siddharth is no good, at least Mallya can use Nehra's mouth to plough his backyard.