I've been prevaricating about posting this. As a pilot, the #TwitterJokeTrial makes me feel less safe http://t.co/YXWeChfH

Really sad that this is Chris Moyles' last breakfast show. I have successfully avoided him so far and now he might show up anywhere.

@thelawns the crab is not just for skinny girls #teamfatbloke http://t.co/TUm4G3DU

Everybody should read this. Mr Hound is SPOT ON. RT @rufushound: Taking The Piss http://t.co/rk00LtTT

So if we all tweet #thelawns for @thelawns then we should get #thelawns trending, right?

RT @jacques_aih: "You can tell by the way I use my orc, I'm a Sauruman, no time to talk" #jiveTolkien

@glinner could you RT some love for @mandypandy32 she's jumping out of a plane tomorrow and is just £140 short of her donation target.

RT @riffraff40: Angry kayak is angry. pic.twitter.com/oVn1nmtR

Perfect post by @brokenbottleboy on the day "Avengers Assemble" is released in the UK minus a director's commentary. http://t.co/DazNRcX4

@art_li how is it possible to mix communism and anarchism? Or does @liam_1993 just not know what either is?

RT @adiposerex: Allergy in the UK #hayfeversongs

It's #nationalpoetryday so I wrote a poem for @pauljchmbers @crazycolours & @davidallengreen about #twitterjoketrial.
http://bit.ly/9kmqil

#DIYfilms Meet Joe Black & Decker

Sunset over Valencia this evening. pic.twitter.com/rGKTwxoX

Fascinating that the same MPs crying "Free Speech" over press regulation are happy to stifle it on Twitter #Section127 #McAlpine

@athenejones #BabyAnimalSongs Wings: Leveret Die

I hate to be picky, but that's the Justice League ;-) RT @riffraff40: Avengers assemble! http://t.co/I7D2Eowi

#isitok not to correct my 5 year old when he calls it the "Power Olympics"?

@thelawns if you want some proper #LatinForBeginners ask (and #FF!) @justgosailing

Unrepresentative #OccupyWord