@winjer @joethedough Scrambled Egg with no milk is a loose omelette. #AddTheMilk #OrPreferablyCream

Tip: Avoid the risk of people stealing your tweets by never saying anything funny.

@cosyfantootie Dial M for Manbag #FashionAccessoryFilms

@graykeller accept it he will... Or marriage material he is not!

Submitted without comment RT @pandamoanimum: BREAKING NEWS!  http://bbc.in/ZmUd3r 

RT @geekgirl23: RT @earthposts: Night on Earth, Day in the sky. Barcelona. pic.twitter.com/EheUdp4m3z

.@realdmitchell @victoriacoren @billtu @monstroso #ONLYCONNECT is good... But it's no #NUMBERWANG

RT @pandamoanimum: "We didn't own an iPad" - Lots of memories here if you were a child of the 70's/80's...  http://bit.ly/Xh1PL6 

@therealdonnacha I should have said- I LOVE your cast list!

@deathstarpr The Han Soloist #HanSoloFilmSpinOffs

#DIYfilms Meet Joe Black & Decker

@orbette  http://j.mp/14aiXBe 

@orbette but the pie was gone at laaast. And the base had gone all soggyyy. When I broke the crust apart, well the gravy left a StaaAAAIIIN!

#SixWordFilmPlots Whiny farm hand destroys public property. @deathstarpr

What a double bill! RT @thepcclondon: LABYRINTH (18:40) & THE PRINCESS BRIDE (20:50) | Mon 14th Jan | Tickets:  http://ow.ly/gCWnk 

@flightdeckflooz and I think you'll find that's *baked bean* juice from the crew breakfast. Pilots are slobs, you should know that.

RT @riffraff40: Angry kayak is angry. pic.twitter.com/oVn1nmtR

Sunset over Valencia this evening. pic.twitter.com/rGKTwxoX

@robdelaney @eatmyhalo that's a pretty insensitive thing to say bearing in mind that 1900 people were killed by cars in the UK in 2011

#BandFilms Dial M for Metallica