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its been twenty minutes since i woke up, haven't even gotten out of bed yet and i'm already pissed off about katherine heigl existing
It’s just a really good day to be black.
Thanks to Chris Brown receiving a Grammy, I now have another excuse to not give a shit about getting all my music from thepiratebay.
OH MY GOD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOOK A SIP OF MY PURE ACETONE NAIL REMOVER INSTEAD OF MY BOTTLE OF WATER
OH. MY. GOD. LATOYA JACKSON CAME TO MY JOB AND DROPPED HER IPHONE IN THE TOILET YESTERDAY GOD I MISS EVERYTHING
Seriously, fuck Facebook for being worth a gazillion dollars but making what quite possibly is the shittiest iOS app ever. Embarrassing.
IF PARKS AND REC IS SERIOUSLY CANCELED I SWEAR I WILL CUT OUT MY INTESTINES AND HANG MYSELF WITH THEM
all hail Lady Gaga, the world's best IRL troll and performer and recording artist and person all around.
Anyone who says "Money doesn't buy happiness" needs to pull their head out of their diamond encrusted asshole and get a fucking clue.
New All-Time low: taking my birth control with a Tequila Sunrise.
Tupac raped a girl jsyk #ijustshitonyourparty
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE IS A NAKED MAN RUNNING AROUND THE TRAIN PLATFORM SCREAMING OMG HES CLIMBING A FENCE NOW OH MY GOD HIS DICK IS HUGE
IS THIS FUCKING SWINE SRSLY LAYING ACROSS THREE SEATS ON THE TRAIN EATING OUT OF A BUCKED OF FRIED CHICKEN AND CHEWING WITH HER MOUTH OPEN
THEYRE OPENING A PANERA BREAd IN MANHATTAN I REPEAT PANERA BREAD IS COMING TO MANHATTAN DROP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING AND THANK JESUS
I wish I was having sex right now.
totally just danced around my room to that amy tribute sung by ricky ricardo