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its been twenty minutes since i woke up, haven't even gotten out of bed yet and i'm already pissed off about katherine heigl existing
It’s just a really good day to be black.
Thanks to Chris Brown receiving a Grammy, I now have another excuse to not give a shit about getting all my music from thepiratebay.
omg i forgot Apple is announcing some new Beanie Babies today
OH MY GOD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOOK A SIP OF MY PURE ACETONE NAIL REMOVER INSTEAD OF MY BOTTLE OF WATER
“Congratulations on the purchase of eBay item ###########!” i bought a replacement lid for my blender, no need for a parade or anything…
OH. MY. GOD. LATOYA JACKSON CAME TO MY JOB AND DROPPED HER IPHONE IN THE TOILET YESTERDAY GOD I MISS EVERYTHING
Seriously, fuck Facebook for being worth a gazillion dollars but making what quite possibly is the shittiest iOS app ever. Embarrassing.
IF PARKS AND REC IS SERIOUSLY CANCELED I SWEAR I WILL CUT OUT MY INTESTINES AND HANG MYSELF WITH THEM
all hail Lady Gaga, the world's best IRL troll and performer and recording artist and person all around.
Anyone who says "Money doesn't buy happiness" needs to pull their head out of their diamond encrusted asshole and get a fucking clue.
i knew i was the classiest person i know when i emptied out one of my handbags and found some Burger King dipping sauces
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT COMET FROM FULL HOUSE AND AIR BUD WERE THE SAME GOLDEN RETRIEVER
i'm the best goddamn dancer in the american ballet academy