If you type "McRib is back" 10 times it equals 140 characters exactly. What is twitter hiding & how does it tie into 9/11?

I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like ok with that because you are a bus driver.

Two bros taking a "no homo" joke so far they end up in a happy relationship wih each other for 30 years

If 50 people rt this, I will literally rob a bank

FARTS ARE THE GHOSTS OF DEAD FOOD

I KURT MYSELF TODAY, TO SEE IF I COBAIN

If a girl tell u she play VUDEO GAME, do NOT believe her. Obama made it illegal in 2009 for girl to vodeo gane

RT if you're a fucking sack of shit

for a guy who doesn't do drugs, i sure do a lot of drugs.

CAN U IMAGINE BEING A TREE LIVING YOUR COOL ASS TREE LIFE ONLY TO BE CUT DOWN IN YOUR OLD AGE AND TURNED INTO A DAN BROWN NOVEL? THE HORROR.

rt if you're a wizard

Your local music scene is like a pair of tits. Without good support, it's gonna sag. So support your local scene or you'll get saggy tits.

If this gets 50 favs I will upload the video of me losing my shit at an open mic comedy night.

Jesus was the world's first pin-up model.

#thingsthatenragerepublicans phat beats & dope rhymes THEY JUST CAN'T DANCE TO 'EM!!!!!!!!!!

what they never told you is that 'forgot about dre' is about the time nwa left him alone on the dumbo ride at disney world.

"i'm angry because no one understands me." - math

A Tube Called Crest

DO NOT FEED THE BEARS WITH YOUR WORTHLESS CORPSE

Knock Knock? Who is there? A terrible human being.