I have pulled my shirt up everytime I've asked my hubby something today when I wanted a yes response, training is going very well...

I think I have this twitter worked out. You have a thought and type it in without any sensoring and someone will love it. lol I can do that!

I really like having my hair played with....someone pls play with my hair....??

My car has rain sensing wipers....i wonder if they would also sense blood??

I vote Denmark the sexist looking team. #Olympics

I'm skinny.

I'm almost entirely covered in skin, I'm plenty skinny.

I might just be a little fucked up tonight but I'm starting to wonder if you are all really just the one person....

I have so many porn bots following me right now....I feel like an epimp...

You other women fuck your husbands into a nice deep sleep so you can Twitter in peace too, right?

I want to talk about cats but I don't actually own a cat or have any interesting reason why I would want to...I just have a hankering...

I know, I know, you love me, just not rt love me. And that's cool I don't need rts, they are way too risky for increasing follower counts.

Does somebody want to snuggle up in a blanket with me tonight to do twitter? I'm coming down with a cold and I need the warmth and company..

I get so sad when I turn my twit on and there's no blue bubble on the connect tab......

Bill&Teds Excellent Adventure may not be the most sophisticated of films but it gives us proof that Keanu is capable of facial expressions.

I hope you understand the trouble I go to to make sure I have my prettiest underwear on before I settle down for some twittering...

What are all you lollygaggers doing?

I hate to drink on an empty stomach so i just deep throated a tube of mini m&ms, it liked it though, it gave me all the goods in one go...

You say sebago, I say pontiac...

My husband is cooking chicken sausages and yet it smells like fish and pineapple....that cant be right......

Twitter the musical would have to be 100s of people just saying random stuff all at the same time with only a couple conversing in the back.