ERMAHGERD NERTER DERM ES STEEL ENDEFERTERD

Please note: the attire in the BCS spot is in fact an accurate description of how much branded gear ND students wear on campus all the time.

@hodgman cab for early morning flight, sandy kenyon terrifying as ever. pic.twitter.com/jBUCppXx

If you see me naked in south bend today, it's @kennedycollins. Promise.

HOLY SHIT I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK

Sensing the coming snow, the breasts retreat into their coats and begin their long winter hibernation. They will not appear again until spri

Sad Girls On ESPN: http://t.co/M2sZ8Lyq

The acronym SEC gets super confusing if you keep up with football and economics news.

just had an argument about shapes on a screen.

"At @thoughtworks, we don't design pictures. We design websites." http://t.co/aJw4orKQ

Bracket Bracketology Round One: Grantland's Wire Characters v. Vulture's Best TV Dramas. Vote now for your favorite user participation ploy!

i had the most fun yesterday and now my head is sad and my mouth tastes like a burrito that's been dry-cleaned.

I have the same DNA as this.  https://vine.co/v/b05VH5DXUgT 

HEY DID YOU GUYZ HEAR ABOUT BACK TO THE FUTURE!?!>@>!?@  http://i.imgur.com/8mjQEcR.jpg 

@ellievhall MY RELEVANT INTERESTS ARE THE BOOBS

my mouth tastes like dirt farted in it.

kanye where'd you get that. how much did you pay for that. kanye there's no such thing as gucci poodle. kanye that's an alpaca.

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I mostly want Obama to win tonight because otherwise I have no use for this GIF.  http://i.imgur.com/Owl0Z.gif 

just sayin', if you don't want to hear a lot of opinions on fictional time travel, don't bring up fictional time travel.