My tits open doors .. no I don't get promoted.. I push doors with my tits

I can't understand men when they speak ... specially when they are between my legs smothered with my aggressive vagina

My BF is setting up my ... my ... That thing that will allow me to tweet from my phone in the bathroom while peeing

So what happens after we win this "Twitter"? are we going to 69 each other? Is it ok to say 69? So many questions so little space

Men love me because I'm sexy. Until they discover that I'm sarcastic, and have sharp high heels that can penetrate their skulls.

What? A girl can't pull out a stash of weed from her bra without everyone staring in the cafe? Freaks!!!

I like threesomes. Foursomes too. Fivesomes. Anything with "somes" in general.

I like Chinese algebra. Unlike that tiny thing between your legs.. Its hard

How did I come fimilior with Twitter is beyond me. This asylem of freaks just feels like .... home

So what is Twitter exactly. I keep talking to my self? I'm already doing that in the bathroom

I'm not sure what I got my self into. But I will take my chances. My first tweet

It takes time to get used to New York. To the FUCK YOU CUNT morning greetings

I like my men fat. Those are the ones who love to "eat"

A: The Bible. Q: what's your favorite work of fiction?

People compair me to Paris Hilton all the time. Unlike her, I'm a slut by night only. and I stash my heroin in my boyfriends rectum

I might be "tall and tan and young a lovely" but you should see me in the morning crawling out of bed hissing "coffee. Or me kill ".

Naked. Eating in bed. And might blow someone's dick just for the taste of it.

Being "cute" has benefits. I get a lot of job offers. Silly managers, they mention "blow" in every offer they make.

I think I'm the only girl in the world that would get raped and shout: HARDER MOTHERFUCKER HARDER

Since I'm new to Twitter I don't know what FF means. If it means Fist Fuck, then FF the shit out of me motherfuckers