Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
How come Prince Fielder is "brave" but I'm "not allowed back at open swim?"
Man, you walk away from Twitter for 45 minutes and another plane goes missing...
Lotta hopes and dreams are gonna die in about nine months... #RacineTVProm
Fact: Every time you pronounce Bon Iver, "BAHN EYE-ver," a hipster cries.
That Packers fan-only dating site is great if you're looking to get fingered by a guy in Zubas named Kurt.
Tonya Harding looks like the lady at the oil change place who makes the coffee.
Children are just tiny sociopaths.
You think Rodgers is injured? Think of all the wives in Cudahy and Stallis later tonight.
Simmer down, folks. I'd welcome Milwaukee hosting a night terrors conference if it'll bring in as much money as Harley will.
I wonder if these Olympians update their goofy Daily Mile thingys after events. "Swam 200 m in 1:53 and felt blah. But London is cool."
Hm. Here's my issue with Jimmy Fallon: he insisted on singing with and trying to upstage Billy Joel. You're a host--know that. Carson did.
Meh. Let me know when Tee Hee Obama-Birthcertificate gets drafted.
Waiter: "May I see your ID?"
Me: "Aww, aren't you adorable."
Yeah, kid, I'm a gray-haired 20-year old. Fetch my drink, dork.
Hey dickheads: it's a pickup truck not a magical sleigh. Slow the fuck down.
No one wants to have sex with Hobby Lobby employees, I assure you.
Milwaukee dweller; cigar smoker; vodka drinker; quintessential Polack