Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
So glad the news keeps showing that microscopic picture of the Ebola virus so I know what to watch out for.
How come Prince Fielder is "brave" but I'm "not allowed back at open swim?"
BREAKING: Brett Favre takes 7-minute BM in Austin Straubel restroom; bought Cinnabon after. Mumbled something about a phone charger.
Lucy Liu sounds like a British euphemism for diarrhea. "Oh, bloody 'ell, I've got to take a loosey loo!"
Man, you walk away from Twitter for 45 minutes and another plane goes missing...
Lotta hopes and dreams are gonna die in about nine months... #RacineTVProm
If Sheriff Clarke doesn't celebrate by firing twin pistols in the air like Yosemite Sam, then I don't know what this was all for.
Fact: Every time you pronounce Bon Iver, "BAHN EYE-ver," a hipster cries.
That Packers fan-only dating site is great if you're looking to get fingered by a guy in Zubas named Kurt.
Just did the Boiling Water Challenge for skin graft research.
Tonya Harding looks like the lady at the oil change place who makes the coffee.
Children are just tiny sociopaths.
You think Rodgers is injured? Think of all the wives in Cudahy and Stallis later tonight.
Milwaukee dweller; cigar smoker; vodka drinker; quintessential Polack