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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    If 20-something girls wrote children's books: pic.twitter.com/OQ0FBKG4jY

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      Stoli @CRStoli

    So glad the news keeps showing that microscopic picture of the Ebola virus so I know what to watch out for.

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    How come Prince Fielder is "brave" but I'm "not allowed back at open swim?"

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    @pattonoswalt My face and ab hurt from laughing. Thank you! Great special.

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    BREAKING: Brett Favre takes 7-minute BM in Austin Straubel restroom; bought Cinnabon after. Mumbled something about a phone charger.

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    Lucy Liu sounds like a British euphemism for diarrhea. "Oh, bloody 'ell, I've got to take a loosey loo!"

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    Man, you walk away from Twitter for 45 minutes and another plane goes missing...

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    Lotta hopes and dreams are gonna die in about nine months... #RacineTVProm

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    If Ernie Banks and Walter Payton aren't in sports heaven getting fucked up with Harry Caray right now, I'm never visiting Chicago again.

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    Find: [space space]
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    I shouldn't still have to do this.

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    @thedavidcrosby "I vote for peace and the blood still runs." As poignant now as ever. If even just a little, your song comforts.

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    If Sheriff Clarke doesn't celebrate by firing twin pistols in the air like Yosemite Sam, then I don't know what this was all for.

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    Fact: Every time you pronounce Bon Iver, "BAHN EYE-ver," a hipster cries.

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      Stoli @CRStoli

    Just applied to be the editor of our condo newsletter. It's all starting to come together... pic.twitter.com/STILxFQX4P

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    If you pet Mike Holmgren's mustache three times, a miniature banjo-playing Brett Favre appears. #FunFootballFact

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    That Packers fan-only dating site is great if you're looking to get fingered by a guy in Zubas named Kurt.

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    Just did the Boiling Water Challenge for skin graft research.

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    Far too young to remember JFK, but this image has always stayed with me... #Dads pic.twitter.com/EN9q6zjkDC

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  • CRStoli
      Stoli @CRStoli

    "Pull that 30-second we have running in the third quarter. Yeah, the one with the towers falling." -Nationwide's CMO on the phone with NBC

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