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Lotta hopes and dreams are gonna die in about nine months... #RacineTVProm
Fact: Every time you pronounce Bon Iver, "BAHN EYE-ver," a hipster cries.
I wonder if these Olympians update their goofy Daily Mile thingys after events. "Swam 200 m in 1:53 and felt blah. But London is cool."
Hey dickheads: it's a pickup truck not a magical sleigh. Slow the fuck down.
Your kid didn't graduate from K anything. He managed not to piss himself in public for nine months. Temper the enthusiasm.
Nothing says, "I hate you and your wrist," like one of those charm bracelets from Kay.
Gonna start a band called "Drunk on Sunday" except we're not a band and it's just me drinking all day on Sunday.
Wake me for the Lane Bryant fashion show.
Milwaukee dweller; cigar smoker; vodka drinker; midnight snacker; ham enthusiast; habitual line-crosser; quintessential Polack