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Man, you walk away from Twitter for 45 minutes and another plane goes missing...
Lotta hopes and dreams are gonna die in about nine months... #RacineTVProm
Fact: Every time you pronounce Bon Iver, "BAHN EYE-ver," a hipster cries.
Tonya Harding looks like the lady at the oil change place who makes the coffee.
Children are just tiny sociopaths.
You think Rodgers is injured? Think of all the wives in Cudahy and Stallis later tonight.
Simmer down, folks. I'd welcome Milwaukee hosting a night terrors conference if it'll bring in as much money as Harley will.
I wonder if these Olympians update their goofy Daily Mile thingys after events. "Swam 200 m in 1:53 and felt blah. But London is cool."
Hey dickheads: it's a pickup truck not a magical sleigh. Slow the fuck down.
Nothing gets my endorphins up like a cancelled meeting. It's like being a runner without all the bumper stickers...
I got my wife drunk so I guess you can say I "loaded the dishwasher" hahahaha I sleep in the other room now
Literally no one has ever eaten at Blue's Egg on a weekend. You only stand there.
Milwaukee dweller; cigar smoker; vodka drinker; midnight snacker; habitual line-crosser; quintessential Polack