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Would Young Jeezy just grow up already? Jeez.
Can someone please name their metal band "Verb The Noun"?
I find that memories are useful when things aren't going exactly how you want them to. They remind you that now isn't forever!
If you've ever wanted to hate yourself, just go look into one of those magnifying vanity mirrors.
These birds are really hailing in the spring. And I am ready for that which they hail.
Anything good that you find in me came from God. Without God, I could only create selfishness and death. I'm thankful to know that grace.
I went down to the Free Mason lodge to see if I could round up some volunteers to lay some brick for me.
CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT
So are Burger King's burgers "burger peasants?" Is there some sort of established hierarchy where a whopper's like a "Burger Duke?"
Dr. Who is perhaps the Time Lord of one-liners
I'm gonna redo all of my Facebook pictures with fat booth. Then I'll tell people that I lost it all. Then I'll be super inspirational
My friend has a loud analog clock on his toilet to make you aware amd ashamed of every moment of your life you waste there.
A collection of various elements which operate concertedly en masse. Christianity. Improvisation. Absurdity. Only two hands. So far.