28. The physical act of love blows that far, And one is as an unmixed drink. When drinks are mixed they become beverages. #DudeDeChing

@shadygeekdad I think there were just certain games they produced exclusively for the Wii. Side note, 3 yr old loves Sonic on the iPad.

@shadygeekdad I agree kids these days do not know Sega, but Nintendo does not own Sega (yet).

@buckeye_nation 3 yr old coined the phrase "The Ohio State of America" this morning.

"@mentalitymag: There's a Breaking Bad board game called, "Methopoly." #BreakingBad #Meth #WalterWhite pic.twitter.com/8YRMD6Mk" @jesse_tigges

That last tweet involved both forms of the word "too" used properly. #grammarhighfive

@shadygeekdad and Shaq was Kazaam

@shittycomedian him have two head and four eyes!

@hiplingo Twitter is where knowledge comes to die.

Conspiracy is my favorite type of theory.

@drunkhulk exactly...keep it classy out there.

@hiplingo personally always thought is was a comedy word. Tell your wife/gf you pulled your groin, watch them laugh.