Just opened the fridge.... Safe to say my mum has lost the plot pic.twitter.com/ml2q0vLoSA

#ff @stroadejr @brownielocks01 @pru_denza @lacertlla @goldie5535 @thedignews @anytimeatall_ @rcdewinter @ffhelper

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!

Just brushed my teeth! Surely that is worth a bazillion retweets/favourites/mentions/followers/direct messages!! No? Didn't think so

Debuchy and cabaye!!! #jizz pic.twitter.com/mY4ez6LY

#ff @davejrich69 @iloveandre94 @cafchris70 @blondesx40x @villan1988 @8o88ybobbob @amy_itfc

That awkward moment when you don't like anyone

Paranormal activity 4 coming out!! Sweet :)

#ff @cheiktiotefactz @beesmadful @eliteboots_uk @probootroom @jimwilkins84 @taylorandbesty @nufc_fans_1892 @jaimegc9 @toonmad9 @a_keenan23

#ff @kev_w1 @kimbertoon @wearsidejack1 @geordiegiant @soupycup @dasho52 @toonibe @lozjackjenna @tomnufc21 @05simon

#ff @melvnufc @superpug206 @magpielegge86 @hollyberryboo @emmacl82 @toonteg @mickeymac90 @gregjewett85 @mightymagpie99 @lala_cox

#ff @nutsy_nufc @geordiescouser @lozjackjenna @heatherbell10 @waynegedge @ray_findley @darrenthompson9 @adamedgar12 @jessicaalfred @dendo99

#ff @s_millar637 @andrew_mozza @itssophieeexo @slsmed @knackerned @geordie_guy @mollygould3 @girlposts

People on Facebook; 'follow me on Twitter' why, so I can see your shit and pointless status updates in two formats you bore!

#ff @sabelke @daniel_c_roy @gary_c_king @miss_ces @mrs_coyle @dannytoon76 @danny_nufc_g @darrentate40 @davec1992 @daytyper11 @dcb72

#ff @s_millar637 @knackerned @itssophieeexo @saharlegend @slsmed @geordie_guy @fredgeorgeswag @natiiarmstrong

#ff @shaun_cowan7 @zojo52 @dan518r @julewilson @going_gone @daz2211 @durhamcabbie @legojedi78 @michael_frayne @emiliataylor09 @ageordielass

Watching the news just annoys me, really should stop

Two things:
1. Remember to feed the cat.
2. Remember to get a cat.
#petergriffen

@ashleighhh___ haha oh aye forgot about that! she would prob never shut up about her 345 ex's