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I need a device that has .25 horsepower, then single life will be juuuust fine.
7 blisters on one foot make for quite the unintentional gangsta walk throughout the day.
Is it appropriate to call a collection of various phallic objects an arsenal?
50 squats a day keep office-chair-ass away.
Words that make me uncomfortable when used to refer to a vagina: Gumbo Pot
Despite having a vagina, I keep becoming the father figure of everyone's daughters. They will be gamers that question everyone's intentions!
Plans for this evening... Likely bake bread, locate and critique obscure porn, and sleep at some point. Living the dream.
Waking up anxious over nothing is annoying. Everything is going to be okay. Now if only I would listen to myself.
This lady has a date tomorrow! Time to turn off my filter and try to disturb him as best as I possibly can.
Not meant to sleep in these temperatures. Pharmaceuticals to the rescue!
Forgot how to kiss I think. Been a while. Time to make-out with my hand. Oooh yeah.
Nicki Minaj's voice sounds like an aggressive queef. Can't deal.
Bukkake, shibari, electroplay and midgets. It's an evening of critiquing rope techniques and people's aim. Pass the popcorn.
I'm just going to smile at everyone for the next week and see where it gets me. If it starts any fights, yay for physical interaction!
Just hanging out in a Walmart parking lot at 11pm, watching videos of a burly gay guy dancing/smacking his ass. #myhobby
I'm going to be so happy when I no longer have to associate with someone that only functions as an orifice.